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Rebuilding a Lost Masterpiece--the story of Romeo and Ethel
Bill Ritch and Fiona Leonard first learned of the existence of this play while watching the documentary, Shakespeare in Love. They knew immediately it was to be MRAP’s next production.
Tracking down the play was no easy endeavor. The filmmakers were most hesitant to reveal their sources, insisting they had concocted it out of whole cloth. Undaunted, and backed by MRAP’s meager budget, Ritch and Leonard flew to began their research in London, where they haunted the West End for 18 weeks. When the money ran out, Ms. Leonard debased herself by playing “Christine” in Phantom of the Opera for a season, while Mr. Ritch was forced to ghost several Tele-Tubbies scripts.
Their dedication was rewarded late one night at the Mermaid Theatre. During a moment of passionate indiscretion, a chorus girl confessed that she had seen a copy of a Henry Purcell score to Romeo & Ethel at the Westminster School for Wayward Girls Led Astray by Artists, Musicians, Painters, and Especially Actors. By pretending to be a Wayward Girl, Ms. Leonard obtained access to the school’s vault of scripts and scores. She discovered several centuries of “special bequests” made by England’s greatest writers and composers. That is when the team called in Mr. Weage.
Weage and Ritch, also disguised, spent painstaking hours hand-copying the script and score for Purcell’s adaptation of Romeo & Ethel. As he had done when transforming A Midsummer Night’s Dream into The Fairy Queen, Purcell became a posthumous collaborator with Shakespeare by turning a play into a musical comedy.
Our intrepid trio’s painstaking reconstruction of the script and score was hampered by faded ink, the almost illegible scrawls of the copyists, and by the discomfort of the appliances they had to wear while dressed as pregnant teen-agers. No amount of pain could lessen the excitement as they deciphered line after line. Even the marginalia were fascinating. For example, a copyist’s note on page 37 read: “Damn that Francis, for the final time. These lines here don’t even rhyme. – Jeremiah.”
Kicked out of the school when they they failed to deliver… as it were, and three songs from the end, they stopped at a book-shop on Charing Cross Road where they discovered a book of Dilbert and Sullivan operettas. It included an adaptation of Purcell’s songs from Romeo & Ethel. Dilbert and Sullivan were minor lights in the Victorian musical theatre. Arnold Sullivan never achieved the fame of his older brother, Sir Arthur. He and Dilbert met while working for Charles Babbage. They were briefly famous by solving a fin-de-siècle problem with Babbage’s calculating engine.
Ritch, Leonard, and Weage returned home delighted to bring this rediscovered masterpiece to MRAP’s faithful Dragon*Con audience.

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